superficial

  1. ThisWillHurt

    “I can feel my future child support payments kicking!”

  2. broduhjenner

    I think she got pregnant just so in case she pees herself again she can be all like, “the perils of pregnancy.”

  3. “Okay, Duhamel, stay calm, stay calm … that’s almost certainly the baby and not the penis … take a deep breath and look … one … two … “

  4. Why is Mickey Rourke pregnant?

  5. They should show this picture to girls in 9th during health class to discourage them from wanting to have children. They could title it “Faces of Pregnancy”

  6. Is this what ‘Fergie-licious’ means? Is the English translation ‘run like hell’?

  7. Edvard Munch

    That dude could be banging so many hotter chicks. Is he in love or something as stupid?

  8. “Ladies and gentlemen, may I introduce “Kirstie Alley 2.0″

  9. lala

    I feel like she’s been pregnant for about 5 years now.

  10. I’m not sure which is bigger: her stomach or his fucking head? Holy shit!

  11. Sheppy

    They BOTH look like waxworks!

  12. malaka

    i had no idea johnny knoxville was banging kirstie alley.
    good for them

  13. There is hope for Khloe Kardashian still.

  14. She’s either pregnant or he really fucked up the tuck job.

  15. gumbypokey

    “Mr Duhamel, Mr Duhamel, is it a boy or a girl?”
    “…there is no baby here… This isn’t the story you’re looking for”

  16. “Regrets? HELLO.”

  17. papastryfe

    testicular elephantitis is a terrible disease

  18. mavis davis

    Don’t be ridiculous. That singer from Heart is too old to get pregnant.

  19. ruckus

    IMA BEE IME BEE IMA BEE eatin all your pickles.

  20. Do leather maternity pants soothe her insecurities?

  21. takethat

    What you gon’ do with all that junk?
    All that junk inside your trunk?
    I’ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
    Get you love drunk off my hump.
    My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
    My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps (Check it out

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