Oh good, Snooki finally faces the gibbet for her many crimes against humanity.
If she gets any fatter she’ll be changing her name to Snacki.
You can’t just wring them out, snooki. You’ll need a fine tooth comb to get the eggs.
Way to straighten the “weave” on stage, asshat.
If she opens her legs, the show becomes “Access: New Jersey”
The cute girl holding her phone in the b.g is staring at her with a look like “I wanna be just like her when I grow up”. Girl, you’re 13, you’ve already grown up more than Snooki ever will. And I ain’t talking about height.
“Hmm hmm…hope no one minds me squeezing the rest of this Guerilla sperm outta my hair…doo dee doo…”
eh i thk she looks cute
You clearly have the same lens prescription as me. The difference? I’m wearing my goggles and you’re standing on yours.
So this is what a real life Gorgon looks like……………. -turns to stone-
The least she could have done was change out of her clothes from the previous night’s “date”. Well, I guess I have to give her a little credit, she IS trying to get it out of her hair.
Hmm…Am I getting paid in cash or Twinkies?
“Crap We Missed” is now literal?
Love those shoes!
someone should have tipped the stool
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