I hate that guy just for the way he looks. I want to punch his fucking nose in.
Yeah. God, I really loved school.
I don’t care how popular this whole fuckin’ douche thing gets, I WILL NOT YIELD!
HORF!! I had the same reaction…hilarious
“Yeah, I’m assistant manager now, but I’ve got plans . . .”
He must be crazy wealthy.
She likes Zachary Quinto but heard he was gay. So she found a gayer version of him.
reminds me of the douchbag yuppie in Christmas vacation…
YES! Great obscure reference.
do they just walk around all day wearing stupid clothes and holding on to each other
He has a twin. I wonder if he switches places with his brother Mark sometimes and she doesn’t even notice.
I think that he’s German because his middle name is Helmut
Fucking Brylcreem is back in? My Grandad used to swear by that stuff.
Dapper Dan is a much better product
~Ulysses Everett McGill~
mike L polish your knob
she has a very cute, thin body!
errrr she is a fng toothpick. Taylor Swift is Pam Anderson compared to her emaciated corpse.
“And these new jeans I bought for us. Size double zero! I get to wear them first, though!”
She knows this guy is gay, right?
Is this guy’s last name pronounced “polish” like in shoe polish or “Polish” like in kielbasa? And if it’s the latter, when she gives him head, does swallowing make her really stupid?
Alexander Skarsgard is hiding inside that flower pot. I can telle because it’s starting to grow dicks already.
I really don’t think that his shirt is tight enough.
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