1. I hate that guy just for the way he looks. I want to punch his fucking nose in.

  2. it had to be said

    “Yeah, I’m assistant manager now, but I’ve got plans . . .”

  3. yikes

    He must be crazy wealthy.

  4. K-tron

    She likes Zachary Quinto but heard he was gay. So she found a gayer version of him.

  5. wheeeeeeee

    reminds me of the douchbag yuppie in Christmas vacation…

  6. FanGirl

    do they just walk around all day wearing stupid clothes and holding on to each other

  7. He has a twin. I wonder if he switches places with his brother Mark sometimes and she doesn’t even notice.

  8. bigalkie

    I think that he’s German because his middle name is Helmut

  9. JK

    Fucking Brylcreem is back in? My Grandad used to swear by that stuff.

  10. joe

    mike L polish your knob

  11. lily

    she has a very cute, thin body!

  12. “And these new jeans I bought for us. Size double zero! I get to wear them first, though!”

  13. El Jefe

    She knows this guy is gay, right?

  14. Is this guy’s last name pronounced “polish” like in shoe polish or “Polish” like in kielbasa? And if it’s the latter, when she gives him head, does swallowing make her really stupid?

  15. Napoupi

    Alexander Skarsgard is hiding inside that flower pot. I can telle because it’s starting to grow dicks already.

  16. Roseanne Barr

    I really don’t think that his shirt is tight enough.

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