Justin Bieber going to see The Dark Knight Rises in Calabasas, CA. (July 23, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
It is too soon for my joke.
That’s OK. I’m thinking it and it is funny.
Was it something along the lines of…….”Maybe we can set James Holmes free for a day and give him a ticket to Calabasas”?
Mine involved a time machine and him having reserved the whole theater for himself, but it *is* too soon.
Who worries about being tasteful on the Superficial? Besides, Bieber is fair game under any circumstance.
I know right? It’s not often decency takes the wind out of joke sails.
No, it’s not. He’s asking for it, right in the stupid, girly face of his.
Damn you, I came here to post the same thing.
Looks like Johnny Depp just got out of the earlier showing
Maybe he should go see Pants Rises.
Can’t show off his Batman Underoos if he wears big-boy pants.
I’m surprised Usher lets him wear a mask with the eye holes cut out.
Where is the batman shooter when you need him?
Fred Willard is furiously scribbling notes.
In his case it’s “I’m Buttman!”
He’s actually heading to WalMart cause he heard that boys pants are half off.
So wait, Justin Beiber is really Batman?
I tell you these heroes sure know how to choose a great disguise!
Look at me! I’m Catwoman! MEOW!
The usher may confiscate that dildo and vibrator in his pants.
But then he’ll see the inscription “To Bieb with Love. xoxo Usher.” and he’ll think he was the one who gave it to Bieber in the first place, and he’ll give it back.
Na na na na na na na na Biebman!
Usher wants to master Bane all over that ass.
How many hats and newspapers does it take for you not to be seen in a bieber pic?
what a lesbo.
His mask says “Batman”, but everything else he’s wearing says “Ace & Gary”.
Every kid in the hood just pulled his pants up.
He’s not the singer we need, but he’s the singer we deserve.
why…. why does this thing insist on wearing its pants like this???
Lemme lower my pants, Fred Willard said this was a great theater.
If only his contract dictated he has to wear a mask all of the time…the world would be a better place!!
Too bad the police didn’t mistake him for another shooter and do us all a favor.
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