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  1. USDA Prime McBeef

    It is too soon for my joke.

  2. DeucePickle

    Looks like Johnny Depp just got out of the earlier showing

  3. Contusion

    Maybe he should go see Pants Rises.

  4. it had to be said

    I’m surprised Usher lets him wear a mask with the eye holes cut out.

  5. Crissy

    Where is the batman shooter when you need him?

  6. Henry

    Fred Willard is furiously scribbling notes.

  7. Log One

    In his case it’s “I’m Buttman!”

  8. He’s actually heading to WalMart cause he heard that boys pants are half off.

  9. So wait, Justin Beiber is really Batman?

  10. Look at me! I’m Catwoman! MEOW!

  11. tlmck

    The usher may confiscate that dildo and vibrator in his pants.

    • But then he’ll see the inscription “To Bieb with Love. xoxo Usher.” and he’ll think he was the one who gave it to Bieber in the first place, and he’ll give it back.

  12. Na na na na na na na na Biebman!

  13. Usher wants to master Bane all over that ass.

  14. Urvag

    How many hats and newspapers does it take for you not to be seen in a bieber pic?

  15. The Pope

    His mask says “Batman”, but everything else he’s wearing says “Ace & Gary”.

  16. j/k

    Every kid in the hood just pulled his pants up.

  17. Codot

    He’s not the singer we need, but he’s the singer we deserve.

  18. Pepper's Pot

    why…. why does this thing insist on wearing its pants like this???

  19. tidbit

    Lemme lower my pants, Fred Willard said this was a great theater.

  20. squishy

    If only his contract dictated he has to wear a mask all of the time…the world would be a better place!!

  21. SeymourButz

    Too bad the police didn’t mistake him for another shooter and do us all a favor.

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