Ireland Baldwin posted this pic to Instagram. (July 2, 2014) -Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News
The chances of Alec Baldwin and some asshole named Slater Trout fucking her up had to be at least 97%.
Does this vapid shell ever get dressed and leave the beach? Must be nice being born into money.
Occasionally she also does weird yoga poses outside of her mansion.
That’s not hair dye. Her fbuddy squirted into her hair.
What? They like grape soda? Right?
Her wicked stepmother would be doing yoga in that outfit on that rail.
And her father would be doing a rail of cocaine on that rail
I guess in the post-Instagram world, this is how you announce your ass is legal.
Given the hair and outfit, I’m going to go out on a limb and say that this was taken the same day as the other one (from the June 24th TCWM), and the new thing to do is take a bunch at once to post later, to spread out the whoring when you feel you’ve had a photogenic day.
Maybe Kris Jenner can “manage” her on the side. I’m sure plenty of NBA balllers would pay for her services.
*sniff sniff* Ahh. She still has that new lesbian smell.
This reminds me of times in the 60’s when we would walk down to the beach to sit on the lifeguard tower to watch the sun set. Of course, we were always smoking a joint. ♫ ♪ “Gold and rose, the color of a dream I had, not so lo-ong ago… ♫ ♪ — Jimi Hendrix
She looks gorgeous and happy. She’s a teenager, people.
People seem to forget that. I draw the line at raging against anyone under 20, even the two Smith teens.
You can be a douche as a teenager. Just ask the Smiths.
If I were a gorgeous 6’3″ teen heiress, you bet your ass I’d wear a bikini and hang out on the beach all day. Why the fuck not? Besides, it’s not like she could be off curing cancer or something.
Whaaaaa? I thought you were just saying the Kuntrashian babies could have been MDs/etc., why are you counting this one out?
I changed my mind. Nobody listens to them eggheads, anyways. Global warming, global scharwming! Pffft!
So, to quote Jim Morrison: “I’m gonna get my kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames!”
Ireland, ask your father about he New Years Eve he was in Las Vegas and dragged home a hooker while he was married to your mother.
He was so intoxicated he was vomiting in the cab.
So did you still do him?
Target sited and acquired, direct hit, we have a confirm. Repeat, hit confirmed.
I hope Slater gaped that fucking thing.
She’s a lesbian now? BOO!
Give it six months. It’s just temporary lesbianism.
Yeah, just like Lohan.
Did she include her hourly rates with this advertisement? Does she have any specials, like, maybe discounted rates if you keep her for, say, two to three days? Does she charge extra for anal?
Not gonna lie as she is simply average but knowing know she is tino females and hopefully a lesbian porn movie say “Lesbian Asshole licking” turns me on.
I wouldn’t trust her rapper girlfriend, that’s for sure. I’m guessing there’s already video and it’ll be leaked sooner rather than later.
If a hooker dies in your motel room, the good part is that the second hour is free.
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