“Right, so on the one hand I have this sweet new red Ferrari 458 and it got a bit dirty. On the other I have this coked out chick begging me for an audition. What am I to do????”
Miami Dade County, not day.
Miami doesn’t look so good in the news these days.
Yeah, that may be, but it’s a Hell of a good time.
“Damn sure there’ll be fireworks!”
The interview was supposed to take 15 minutes but took 2 hours because it was filmed in slow motion.
“Hey guys, look at me, I’m Kim K., Get it?!”
And they blew up what to commemorate this?
Miami’s NBA Championship hopes (only to put them back together a couple of days later).
and why do we care?
I wonder how long it took for him to blow some shit up. He could probably start with the whole of Miami for a start, other than the beach not much else worth much there.
“Hi, everyone. Welcome to The Michael Bay Day celebration. I’m Michael Bay and my special guest today is…ME.”
Where’s a big explosion when you need one?
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