What the fuck is that?!
It’s an updated representation of the Lollipop Guild.
It’s a guy with huge implants and no shame.
She’s taking the detrioration of her marriage well.
Not even Rainbow Brite can survive the child actor curse.
I think she just checkmated both Katy Perry and Miley Cyrus.
I guess, since she’s single yet again, this is her way for telling all the sugar daddies/male strippers/footballers/boy band members/Z-list actors out there she’s officially re-open for business.
She’s a sex clown.
Someone puked up a paint factory. What a cleanup project that’s gonna be.
There’s no such thing as “sexy” fruit stripe gum. Just quit it.
Oh Wow. thats just batshit crazy. I mean – bewbs – so sure I’d hit it, but I wouldn’t brag about it to very many people at all.
I’m sure this seemed like a good idea at the time.
It looks like what my cat threw up after getting into a box of yarn
What Snooki wants to be when she grows up.
This has to be some sort of joke.
She’s also up for the role of Galaxy Ambassador for “Fake Tan Go Away” and Universal Ambassador for “Bad Boobs Be Gone.”
Honk on bo-bo
TOO FAR, BRONIES. >:(
I don’t think this is going to draw the kind of attention they were hoping for. What were they thinking???
THIS is the first thing that came to mind
Fuck I miss Phil Hartman. :(
R.I.P. Phil Hartman.
That was just bursting with adequatulance. :D
WTF is this supposed to be ?!
It’s the bastard child of an oompa loompa and a sluttly rainbrow bright….
She makes Coco look like a lady.
You can tell by looking that she doesn’t smell good
Herpes the Clown
Anyone listen to this bitch talk?
Hell, I’d rather sit and listen to a Miley Cyrus CD on repeat than to have to listen to her for 30 seconds. It’s like British Ghetto…..
Rainbow Brite after a 20 year porn career.
That moment before Peter Dinklage pops out of the clown car.
You remember in Gremlins 2 how they had that one lady gremlin, and she was creepy and bizarre and kind of terrifying? I just realized, in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, we never see any female Oompa-Loompas.
Man… how the hell did she get the frank above the beans?!
What in the fuck is this shit?
Well at least no one is going to accuse her of trying too hard.
We have a new contender for the title of “clown tits.”
No BS she has kids named, Princess Tiaamii Crystal Esther Andre, Jett Riviera Hayler, Harvey Price, and Junior Savva Andreas Andre. Truly sad for the kids that’s their mother.
Never thought I’d say this, but I’d totally titty fuck George Clinton.
Somewhere near Harajuku Station right now, some Ganguro girl is watching this, going “Just… no”.
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Katie Price at a photo call in her new role as Global Ambassador for ColourB4 at The Worx Studios in London. (June 4, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN