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  1. o'chunt

    What the fuck is that?!

  2. She’s taking the detrioration of her marriage well.

  3. Not even Rainbow Brite can survive the child actor curse.

  4. anonymous

    I think she just checkmated both Katy Perry and Miley Cyrus.

  5. I guess, since she’s single yet again, this is her way for telling all the sugar daddies/male strippers/footballers/boy band members/Z-list actors out there she’s officially re-open for business.

  6. She’s a sex clown.

  7. Cock Dr

    Someone puked up a paint factory. What a cleanup project that’s gonna be.

  8. ultra

    There’s no such thing as “sexy” fruit stripe gum. Just quit it.

  9. Oh Wow. thats just batshit crazy. I mean – bewbs – so sure I’d hit it, but I wouldn’t brag about it to very many people at all.

  10. Bob Hopeless

    I’m sure this seemed like a good idea at the time.

  11. Eric

    It looks like what my cat threw up after getting into a box of yarn

  12. George P Burdell

    What Snooki wants to be when she grows up.

  13. Jack Hoff

    This has to be some sort of joke.

  14. She’s also up for the role of Galaxy Ambassador for “Fake Tan Go Away” and Universal Ambassador for “Bad Boobs Be Gone.”

  15. Flatliner

    Honk on bo-bo

  16. TOO FAR, BRONIES. >:(

  17. Spleen

    I don’t think this is going to draw the kind of attention they were hoping for. What were they thinking???

    Disgusting.

  18. jethro

    WTF is this supposed to be ?!

  19. maria

    It’s the bastard child of an oompa loompa and a sluttly rainbrow bright….

  20. She makes Coco look like a lady.

  21. You can tell by looking that she doesn’t smell good

  22. Herpes the Clown

  23. dennis

    Anyone listen to this bitch talk?

    Hell, I’d rather sit and listen to a Miley Cyrus CD on repeat than to have to listen to her for 30 seconds. It’s like British Ghetto…..

  24. Rainbow Brite after a 20 year porn career.

  25. Vlad

    That moment before Peter Dinklage pops out of the clown car.

  26. Pippi Wrongstocking.

  27. SnarkyG

    You remember in Gremlins 2 how they had that one lady gremlin, and she was creepy and bizarre and kind of terrifying? I just realized, in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, we never see any female Oompa-Loompas.

  28. Man… how the hell did she get the frank above the beans?!

  29. What in the fuck is this shit?

  30. MilwaukeeJoe

    Well at least no one is going to accuse her of trying too hard.

  31. yourmom

    We have a new contender for the title of “clown tits.”

  32. No BS she has kids named, Princess Tiaamii Crystal Esther Andre, Jett Riviera Hayler, Harvey Price, and Junior Savva Andreas Andre. Truly sad for the kids that’s their mother.

  33. sonofsamadams

    Never thought I’d say this, but I’d totally titty fuck George Clinton.

  34. Somewhere near Harajuku Station right now, some Ganguro girl is watching this, going “Just… no”.

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