No one ever forgets the first marathon they ran while holding a head in a bag.

Honey, your Spanx are showing.

Runnin away from the bedroom after the threesome Ryan Seacrest mentioned. Can’t be the first time she saw swordfighting.

You gotta wonder (or not, for your sanity’s sake) what weird Roman fantasy she saw Seacrest participate in before dying her hair and running away…

She accidentally touched another woman’s boob. In North Carolina, that’s considered an offense punishable by death. Actually it’s punishable by having to attend a Southern Baptist sermon but most people choose death.

I know the expression on her face well. See it all the time on girls running away from me when I look at them.

Got to go…….there’s a rumor that Alex Baldwin is walking around covered in a blanket.

The movie features a deadly creature that appears from the detergent dispensing machine when a non-virgin puts quarters in.

I bet it’s not spanx. I bet it’s (fake) butt.

Guess she saw the box office returns on Rock of Ages

well that’s what happens when you touch Ryan Seacrest’s china doll collection

Booty, booty, booty, booty rockin’ everywhere!

Well, I’ll bet you she never peeps Chris Brown’s phone again.

Glad to see Amber Tamblyn finally realized she’s banging Tobias Fünke.

Obviously Ryan did not cause the knee burns.

I can out run your lustful eyes Skarsgard!

Is that L. Lohan running away from a naked Michael Lohan?