superficial

  1. journalschism

    At a deposition for his lawsuit against Bill Maher.

  2. dontkillthemessenger

    Someone feels really stupid for letting Ice T talk him into purchasing the “Day in the Life of Coco’s Ass Tour”.

  3. Josephus

    Apparently Ace Ventura will be making a guest appearance next season.

  4. “Oh god, not Belzer’s ping pong ball trick again…”

  5. JC

    They’ve run out of ways to make rape surprising, so they’re going to film an entire episode where everybody walks around like this.

  6. Crabby Old Guy

    Hmm. normally his head is stuffed all the way up his ass. Must have been taking time out for a cigarette.

  7. Pierce Bronzetan

    “Quick! Somebody fetch me a breath mint!”

  8. sexyman48

    He’s just doing what every woman on the red carpet does.

  9. DeucePickle

    Wow, these Depends really do hold it all in !

  10. Perplexity

    Belzer pulls a Mork.

  11. “Mr. Belzer, the chiropractor will see you now.”

  12. bigalkie

    C’mon Larry David..I need work

  13. chloe

    he finds this is the best position for fart smelling

  14. It’s like he’s interviewing for a management position at my work… if he can fit his whole head in there, he’s a shoe-in.

  15. cc

    Is he wearing slippers?

  16. Pip pip cheery-o

    “Excuse me, can I Assss you a question?”

  17. That’s the position all of John Travolta’s masseuses end up in.

  18. natalie

    Hours of SVU reruns should have taught me better, but he is just asking to be sodomized with a banana.

    • mismy

      bahaha I remember that episode, I made my bf watch the beginning just so I could laugh at his reaction to “Ma’am, can you think of any reason why someone would want to sodomize your husband with a banana?”

  19. Veronica

    I’m watching SVU right now. Belzer is the bomb. Nothing like L&O, Criminal Intent as SVU. Solid, brainless TV.

  20. Urvag

    Somewhere in a shady hotel room Travolta is firing up some burgers and getting his massage oils ready.

  21. shaniqua nunyadambidness

    Oz ended a long time ago, dawg. And if I were Meloni, I wouldn’t be servicing anybody but Skarsgard.

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