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At a deposition for his lawsuit against Bill Maher.
Someone feels really stupid for letting Ice T talk him into purchasing the “Day in the Life of Coco’s Ass Tour”.
Apparently Ace Ventura will be making a guest appearance next season.
“Oh god, not Belzer’s ping pong ball trick again…”
They’ve run out of ways to make rape surprising, so they’re going to film an entire episode where everybody walks around like this.
Hmm. normally his head is stuffed all the way up his ass. Must have been taking time out for a cigarette.
“Quick! Somebody fetch me a breath mint!”
He’s just doing what every woman on the red carpet does.
Wow, these Depends really do hold it all in !
Belzer pulls a Mork.
“Mr. Belzer, the chiropractor will see you now.”
chiropractor
chiropractor *delete* proctologist
I really don’t need an editor. I said “chiropractor” because that’s what I meant. Believe it…or NOT!
C’mon Larry David..I need work
he finds this is the best position for fart smelling
It’s like he’s interviewing for a management position at my work… if he can fit his whole head in there, he’s a shoe-in.
Is he wearing slippers?
“Excuse me, can I Assss you a question?”
That’s the position all of John Travolta’s masseuses end up in.
Hours of SVU reruns should have taught me better, but he is just asking to be sodomized with a banana.
bahaha I remember that episode, I made my bf watch the beginning just so I could laugh at his reaction to “Ma’am, can you think of any reason why someone would want to sodomize your husband with a banana?”
I’m watching SVU right now. Belzer is the bomb. Nothing like L&O, Criminal Intent as SVU. Solid, brainless TV.
Somewhere in a shady hotel room Travolta is firing up some burgers and getting his massage oils ready.
Oz ended a long time ago, dawg. And if I were Meloni, I wouldn’t be servicing anybody but Skarsgard.