superficial

  1. Lunch

    Thinks whole life is Terminator 2 filming

  2. Joe

    Come with me if you want to get high.

  3. journalschism

    In the back seat: Benecio Del Torro and The Ghost of Christmas Past.

  4. dontkillthemessenger

    “Terminator 5: Fuck it, kill him. He’s almost dead anyway.”

  5. USDA Prime McBeef

    No fate but what we make.

  6. dani

    I’ll just sit here and wait for him to meet Lindsay.

  7. MarkM

    The future Mr. Lindsay Lohan.

  8. Pierce Bronzetan

    “Braaaiiii… cough…cough hack… nnnnssss!!!”

  9. EricLr

    He’s only smiling because, thanks to Nick Stahl, he’s no longer the *worst* drugged-out fuckup ex-John Connor.

  10. windmillarms

    KD Lang looks great.

  11. hank hill

    speedballin’

  12. dali

    dude, get a carwash

  13. Swearin

    Furlong: “I’m the leader of the muthafuckin resistance!”
    Officer: “Sir, the only thing you’re resisting is arrest.”

  14. DeucePickle

    Wait til they get a load of me

  15. El Jefe

    Dirty ass car. check
    Cheap ass car with super cheap cloth seats. check
    Yellow teeth. check.
    Secretly invested his last few hundred thousand dollars in Facebook in the beginning and is probably now a billionaire. check

    • cc

      ‘Cheap ass car with super cheap cloth seats.’

      Noticed that too…geez, what’s he driving, a used Grand Prix?

  16. broduh jenner

    sadly, this is an improvement from what he was in 2008.

  17. Contusion

    Dyin’ ain’t much of a livin’, boy.

  18. i live in ND so i’m outta the loop there in Cali, but is the Chateau Marmont just some cocaine den that i’m not aware of? i thought it was a hotel?

    • popwilleatitself

      On the outside it appears to be a hotel, but you are correct, pimp, on the inside it is a cocaine den. Good observation.

    • Once upon a time, the Chateau Marmont was a place of class. Then on one dark, gloomy night, Lindsay Lohan and her vagina..and her mum and her mum’s vagina, came in with hay fever and sneezed cocaine everywhere.
      Then all was lost.
      The end.

  19. Mando

    wash your damn car

  20. “I’m tired of just siting here…I wish that guy would come back and get his damn cigarette.”

  21. cc

    It takes a lot of work to get a nicotine-stained face.

  22. dboffer

    I would’ve bet my left nut this guy died a few years back … and after looking at the picture, I am not sure he still didn’t.

  23. The last important thing he did was….
    …………………
    ………………..
    ………………
    Release a bunch of lobsters from a 7/11?

  24. partypoison

    “We can’t stop here. This is bat country!”

  25. CranAppleSnapple

    I defy you to find an uglier person in the world. Go.

  26. King Diamond

    I thought it was that pete doherty bozo

  27. hijkmno

    I hope i’m allowed to add a late entry to this year’s dead pool.

  28. StayPuft Overlord

    k.d. Lang needs to think about getting her teeth whitened.

  29. ADamnShame

    So close, so close to total tranformation into vampire. True Blood are you watching?

  30. bigalkie

    Pull up kid..

  31. Lee

    Kd Lang looks awful!

  32. shaniqua nunyadambidness

    K2 is a helluva drug.

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