all leanin on shit

Mr. Rogers would be proud!

omg they are HUGE, is she still pregnant?

“Shhhhh…. go to sleep… mommy will be right back… now pull that envelope over your face… shhhhhh….”

Old lady jubblies

I think I see a nipple.

Uh, yeah, Talky The Mailbox is really more about talking to kids about the postal service. I don’t think I can score you more Valium.

Shouldn’t she have a sack full of cats?

Die Grossen titten! Ya sehr gute!

That is a lot to ask of one little button.

“That’s a gooood little nipple, standing right up. YOU, over there on the left. You’re next!”

“Where’s the ‘send’ button on this?”

So, our story begins when a retired assassin disguises herself as an eastern European cleaning lady.

Grandma’s got a rack!

I didn’t know homeless was the new look.

Is she at the Ghetto Film Fest. with Tracy Morgan?! Where ever she is, no place for a lady to walk around unescorted.

Those things won’t ship at the Flat rate.