I know what everyone is thinking… who knew Landon Donovan’s legs wouldn’t look good on a woman?
Get back to me when she scores 49 international goals.
“Ugh! This f*cking guy keeps telling me he’s Ben Affleck!”
Wow. She needs to eat a couple cheeseburgers, or she may be in danger of marrying a d-bag and overdosing on whip-its
those are some skinny muscular legs
Yeah, the kind I had as an adolescent boy. How sexy for an adult woman!
Now what, Leann Rimes ?
“Hey, where’s my hat…???…Oh, wait, I didn’t wear one. Uh-oh, did I shave my pits…??? Ah, yes, right…How about my legs…Yes, when I shaved my pits..Huh? Who the fuck am I…”
So goes the terrible disorder known as OCD.
Is she carrying a small, stupid dog in there? Speaking of which, I’d hump her leg.
Careful though. Might put an eye out on all those bones sticking out.
She has the ugliest heroin-addict body you could possibly have as a woman. If you’re attracted to this walking corpse just go hang out near your town’s detox center. You’ll see plenty of junkies walking around with that exact body type.
Thanks for the tip.
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