I know what everyone is thinking… who knew Landon Donovan’s legs wouldn’t look good on a woman?

“Ugh! This f*cking guy keeps telling me he’s Ben Affleck!”

Wow. She needs to eat a couple cheeseburgers, or she may be in danger of marrying a d-bag and overdosing on whip-its

those are some skinny muscular legs

Now what, Leann Rimes ?

“Hey, where’s my hat…???…Oh, wait, I didn’t wear one. Uh-oh, did I shave my pits…??? Ah, yes, right…How about my legs…Yes, when I shaved my pits..Huh? Who the fuck am I…”

So goes the terrible disorder known as OCD.

Is she carrying a small, stupid dog in there? Speaking of which, I’d hump her leg.

Bony knees!

She has the ugliest heroin-addict body you could possibly have as a woman. If you’re attracted to this walking corpse just go hang out near your town’s detox center. You’ll see plenty of junkies walking around with that exact body type.