The last stages of a pekinese’s life.
“Fuck! I knew I shouldn’t have smoked that entire bowl before coming here.”
There really is “Something about Mary” – its called ‘time’.
Dudes, admit it, she looks damn good in this picture.
Looks damn good for a live action version of Lady Elaine… maybe.
Crack. It’s a hell of a drug.
I think her face is starting to…melt?
ever had that weird friend who when his pet iguana died, he put it in the freezer? she looks just like that
Like the friend or the iguana?
A penis. A penis is what to expect.
she looks wasted, looks like the beauty bus ride ends here, its now time to ride the garbage truck!
What you expect: Cameron Diaz circa ’94. What you get: What looks like a pillowcase with last night’s makeup on it…
Anybody here old enough to remember making apple dolls in grade school?
I remember seeing them at touristy spots as a kid. They were scary as hell.
*rolls eyes* The woman is 40, I think she is allowed some wrinkles and she is looking great. If she botoxed the shit out of her face and look like Nicole Kidman you’d all be equally as bitchy.
I think she looks great in this picture.
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Cameron Diaz at the premiere of What To Expect When You're Expecting in New York City. (May 8, 2012)