1. BlackAndWhite.Minstrel

    America’s Gerbils Got Talent

  2. it had to be said

    Without Jessica Biel sitting next to him it’s just gross.

  3. DeucePickle

    See everyone, millionaires eat popcorn just like the rest of us; out of a paper bag, sitting on rich Corinthian leather.

  4. “I tear the bottom out of the envelope, then I can fondle my willy with no one being the wiser.”

  5. JesusCan'tHitACurveball

    The smug look of a man who’s got a better system of molesting male masseurs and knows it.

  6. That’s the face of a man trying to hold in a fart…

  7. Johnny P!

    Nothing wrong about having a discrete wank in the back of a limo under a napkin made of the finest egyptian cotton and rare silk.
    Just don’t look so damn smug while you’re doing it.

  8. Douchebag in a Bentley Limo

  9. Coyote

    You know I really wish I could suck my own DIck

  10. CK

    “I’m gonna throw this paper airplane out the moonroof SO HARD!”

  11. Pierce Bronzetan

    “Sex With Hamburgers” starring Simon Cowell.

  12. K-Tron

    Simon is a man of means and refined tastes, who likes nothing more than smelling his own farts in the back of a Maybach.

  13. “Ah, fuck it, I’m not even going to bother. None of these troglodytes look like they have any Grey Poupon anyway.”

  14. ^ How rude ^
    Your all jealous of my lifestyle really

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