America’s Gerbils Got Talent
Without Jessica Biel sitting next to him it’s just gross.
See everyone, millionaires eat popcorn just like the rest of us; out of a paper bag, sitting on rich Corinthian leather.
“I tear the bottom out of the envelope, then I can fondle my willy with no one being the wiser.”
The smug look of a man who’s got a better system of molesting male masseurs and knows it.
That’s the face of a man trying to hold in a fart…
Nothing wrong about having a discrete wank in the back of a limo under a napkin made of the finest egyptian cotton and rare silk.
Just don’t look so damn smug while you’re doing it.
Douchebag in a Bentley Limo
You know I really wish I could suck my own DIck
“I’m gonna throw this paper airplane out the moonroof SO HARD!”
“Sex With Hamburgers” starring Simon Cowell.
Simon is a man of means and refined tastes, who likes nothing more than smelling his own farts in the back of a Maybach.
“Ah, fuck it, I’m not even going to bother. None of these troglodytes look like they have any Grey Poupon anyway.”
^ How rude ^
Your all jealous of my lifestyle really
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Simon Cowell in London. (May 8, 2012)