“ew.. Thanks for letting me touch it!”
He looks dressed down, but you can’t see his completely bedazzled nut-sack.
“They said I could get in for free if I jerked off the doorman.”
I’m not the doorman.”
“I know… I’m just warming up!”
Wasn’t he in The Color of Money with Paul Newman and Mary Elizabeth Masturbatonio?
Yes, I KNOW it’s Mastrantonio!
‘Hi, I’m Adam. Pleased to meet you.’
‘….uh, you’re supposed to shake my hand.’
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Adam Lambert at the 'Nylon' party in Los Angeles. (May 14, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INF Daily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN