superficial

  1. yoop

    cup check

  2. “ew.. Thanks for letting me touch it!”

  3. He looks dressed down, but you can’t see his completely bedazzled nut-sack.

  4. “They said I could get in for free if I jerked off the doorman.”
    I’m not the doorman.”
    “I know… I’m just warming up!”

  5. Wasn’t he in The Color of Money with Paul Newman and Mary Elizabeth Masturbatonio?

  6. Pine Table Fever

    ‘Hi, I’m Adam. Pleased to meet you.’
    ‘….uh, you’re supposed to shake my hand.’

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