superficial

  1. I think $1.00 per picture is reasonable.

  2. I think $1.00 per picture is reasonable.

  3. it had to be said

    Yes, sir, Mr. Chase, lap dances through the door.

  4. I saw a face just like this one in the Lara Flynn Boyle post.

  5. Deacon Jones

    “Ain’t never seen anyone so shit-all stupid as you driving off that road. You musta got manure for your brains.”

    “Yeah, well, we’re from out of town. How much do I owe you?”

  6. EricLr

    I wonder if even his family hates his guts.

    • Richard McBeef

      Damn man, that’s harsh and my posts are filled with violence, sex, sexual violence, generalized misogyny, and a splash of latent racism.

      I guess what I’m saying is: +1

  7. Colin

    He’s trying to rival the city of the same name in size.

  8. First thought – sexual harassment panda

  9. Frank Burns

    “What do you mean there’s no dollar menu at Spago’s?”

  10. Has anyone seen my funny?

  11. nick

    “Not MY hooker money!”

  12. Thank you very little

  13. Bigalkie

    Yes Gerry Springer, I do have Chin-ball-a-litis.

  14. The Brown Streak

    “Here’s ten bucks…don’t ever mention Karate Dog again!”

  15. dooood

    poor guy. he was the original fake news anchor.

    “jane you ignorant slut!”

  16. I'm A Jerk

    Fletch Begs!

  17. franka

    Hey Buddy; can you spare some change? I haven’t worked in quite a while and need a serious jowl reduction sometime soon.

  18. journalschism

    Wretch Lives

  19. r

    more like Heavy Chase.

  20. Princess Consuela Banana Hammock

    You can tell that the seniors are taking over the planet. $5 says that 65% of TheSuperficial viewers had to Google this actor. The others recognized him from all of the National Lampoon movies.

  21. “Yes thats correct Mr. Chase” “Except Caddyshack, all I can give you is $3 for your entire movie catalog”

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