Mariah Carey posted this pic to Twitter. (April 2, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
The place is infested with has-beens
What he wanted to say: Damn it woman! I am not refilling the pool if you jump in…
What he actually said: You look like a mermaid! Can I have my allowance?
There are a lot of practical advantages to always have your own seat cushions right with you at all times.
Of course she did.
“DONT DO IT. YOU CANT SWIM!!…..wait. I am sorry I just assumed that. Carey on.”
Whoever is in charge of keeping her ass off the ground must have called in sick today.
Kick her in!
Why is she still relevant?
That’s a huge bitch!
Not bad for 43 years old and A LOT of hard living.
Big Bottom, Big Bottom, talk about mud flaps my girls got em!
Now those guys had some talent…..her, not so much
Looks like her ass fat goes all the way up to eleven.
Gotta hand it to her, making a dress out of Jar Jar Bink’s skin will definitely her points with the Dork Contingent.
I choose to pretend that this one does not exist and only that 90s Mariah Carey does.
She ought to sue the City for building the sidewalk so close to her ass.
Good thing she’s wearing that flotation device.
“Noooo Chubsy Ubsy… Don’t JUMP!!!”
“There! I did it standing up. Now find me some snow, and I’ll write my name in it!”
It was this moment Nick thought about drowning her in the pool, but then remembered he wasn’t that good an actor.
I’d still like to pound her ass while remembering the good old days when she was hot.
Do you think Nick ever had an epiphany where he remembered Satan beginning to laugh just after he had signed his name on the dotted line?
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