superficial

  1. B&WMinstrel

    The place is infested with has-beens

  2. What he wanted to say: Damn it woman! I am not refilling the pool if you jump in…
    What he actually said: You look like a mermaid! Can I have my allowance?

  3. Cock Dr

    There are a lot of practical advantages to always have your own seat cushions right with you at all times.

  4. Of course she did.

  5. “DONT DO IT. YOU CANT SWIM!!…..wait. I am sorry I just assumed that. Carey on.”

  6. Schweddy Snatch

    Whoever is in charge of keeping her ass off the ground must have called in sick today.

  7. Mitch

    Why is she still relevant?

  8. teddy

    That’s a huge bitch!

  9. alex

    Not bad for 43 years old and A LOT of hard living.

  10. sweet peaches

    Big Bottom, Big Bottom, talk about mud flaps my girls got em!

  11. Beer Baron

    Gotta hand it to her, making a dress out of Jar Jar Bink’s skin will definitely her points with the Dork Contingent.

  12. I choose to pretend that this one does not exist and only that 90s Mariah Carey does.

  13. She ought to sue the City for building the sidewalk so close to her ass.

  14. lawn

    Good thing she’s wearing that flotation device.

  15. !^&$^$#%

    “Noooo Chubsy Ubsy… Don’t JUMP!!!”

  16. “There! I did it standing up. Now find me some snow, and I’ll write my name in it!”

  17. It was this moment Nick thought about drowning her in the pool, but then remembered he wasn’t that good an actor.

  18. Skeeter

    I’d still like to pound her ass while remembering the good old days when she was hot.

  19. Bodine

    Do you think Nick ever had an epiphany where he remembered Satan beginning to laugh just after he had signed his name on the dotted line?

  20. It’s absolutely critical that she gets in the water for at least an hour a day, otherwise her fins could reappear at some inopportune moment.

  21. journalschism

    Chlorine tsunami please!

  22. Shouldn’t there be a bunch of hippies trying to roll back in somewhere in this picture?

  23. shes still fat

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