1. FattyFatty2X4

    She really needs to lay off the salt.

  2. Face it, your face’s fucked.

  3. She looks like a million bucks…worth of lip injections.

  4. I bought you a gun rack

  5. CrashHell

    Psycho Hose Beast…

  6. If Lara were an ice cream flavor, she’d be pralines and trainwreck.

  7. Bloated face = Booze Bag

  8. “Oh, no, not the bees! Not the bees!”

  9. Jeff the giant worm shat out Serleena.

  10. its blaurbla blynn bloylble.

  11. shellfish allergy…it’s no laughing matter.

  12. We must agree, she’s not fat. But very ugly.

  13. Well, she’s filled out… uhh… nicely…

  14. Uncle Phil

    Shit I thought this was the chick who always looks like she’s about to cry from gay’s anatomy.

  15. Joe Momma

    She’s morphing into Meredith Gay from Gay’s anatomy.

  16. What the fuck?! There was a Wayne’s World reunion?

  17. that whole face transplant thing is making marginal progress….

  18. mnsuperbee

    I like Lindsey as a brunette.

  19. tlmck

    It is tough to get work in Hollywood when there are 4 or 5 women with that same face.

  20. “We’ve replaced Lara Flynn Boyle’s collagen with used vegetable oil from a McDonald’s fryer. Let’s see if she can tell the difference.”

  21. Juan Diablo

    I didn’t know that anyone wanted to emulate Lindsay Lohan

  22. Psycho Hose Beast. Ziiiing!

  23. colt13

    “I’m melting!”

  24. “So, Ms. Boyle, considering how fucking awful you look, if you had the choice, would you do it all again?”

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