“Excuse me, do you know where there’s a motel?” – Cockroaches
Photographer: “Okay Jaden that one was great, but for this next shot could you try to look a little more like you’d rather be anywhere else but here?”
Leggings under capri pants, striped socks and nurses’ shoes? Wow, I guess the “dork” ensemble really does cross all cultural and racial lines.
Jayden thinking parents just don’t understand.
It’s a M. Night film so the twist will be Will character is Jaden’s character grown up then he died and is now a ghost in a nature preserve that takes place in present day but was created by Aliens who only fear the lady in the water and scary wind…
Does that little douche have knee pads on? Is he meeting up with Tom Cruise or Justin Bieber later?
Either way, that F*cked up look on his pansy face isn’t going away.
Hate on him all you want, but Will Smith is charismatic, engaging, and was clearly America’s Favorite Black Man for several years running.
I feel bad that all his offspring are little cocksuckers.
Thank you. Your check is in the mail.
- W. Smith
Yeah, I feel bad too. For me.
His offspring are little cocksuckers because Will and Jada are constantly pimping them out for every bit of exposure they can get. Don’t hate the kids for the parents’ vanity projects.
I hate them all! Them all I tell ya!
Will and Jaden Smith demonstrating how much pot it would take to enjoy After Earth.
will smith is a j.o. and more than likely, the apple(s) do not fall far from the tree.
Like it isn’t bad enough to see will in ANY movie
you then add his son JESUS, that is one movie I will never see
Fuck Jayden Smith. If you’re this big of an asshole at that age, there’s no hope for you.
Try and remember being a teenager.
I was too stoned.
Will: “Our new father/son movie is filmed entirely in a Rainforest Cafe”
Jaden: “whatever…where’s my check”
Tough one… which is the bigger no talent arrogant douchebag….
After Earth, the Smith child will still look constipated.
I’ve always enjoyed Will’s work but this little turd Jada shat out, not so much. That furrowed brow of his, as though he’s capable of profound thoughts, sick makin. GO TO SCHOOL YA LITTLE TWAT!
You misspelled “Earf”.
Come aboard the great spaceship Nepotism, my son, and journey to the distance planet of summer blockbusters and family-safe rap music.
“Fer fucksake, Jayden, would you at least pretend that you’re not catatonic? I’m trying to get you set up in a career so I don’t have to support you for the rest of your fucking life…”
There’s something really awkward looking about that kid. Oh yeah, he’s a TEENAGER. I remember. All the money and fame in the world can’t rescue him from this awkward teenaged phase he’s in right now. If I were Will, I’d wait a few years before trying again to make this kid a star. Karate Kid was a disaster, so now he’s injecting himself in the movie to try to sell tickets. I really don’t think it’s going to work. Besides, what teenaged kid wants to spend this kind of time with his father? He probably wants to hook up with townies and smoke blunts.
I’m not so sure about this one.
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Will Smith and Jaden Smith at a photocall for 'After Earth' during The 5th Annual Summer of Sony in Cancun. (April 23, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INF, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN