Hurrying home to tell them about a bottle cap she found they can use for a table.
What the hell happened to that poor young man’s ass? It’s as if someone sliced it right off!
So the rest of my ass is here in the jungle?
What kind of drugs does a mother have to do to make the kid end up with a ball joint instead of cervical vertebrae?
Soccer mom ass.
If she was not wearing pants I would have said she was wandering into the jungle to find a pair.
Like I said, the god that doesn’t exist doesn’t usually deal with both hands. She’s got amazing legs, but no ass.
When god was distributing “ass,” she thought he said “class,” and figured, “Hay-ell, I don’ need no class…I’m from fuckin’ Tennessee!”
This girl is living life in dog years. She looked 25 at 19. At 21 looks 40. The only thing that doesn’t change is her lack of style.
If it wasn’t for her loathing of bras, she’d be pointless to photograph.
When did Ellen get flower tattoos? She doesn’t seem the type, somehow.
When did Ellen Degeneres get flower tattoos? She doesn’t seem the type somehow.
When did Ellen Degeneres get flower tattoos?
We got it the first two times…
Sees huge leaves, thinks to herself: “That’s soooome weed…”
she just loves her dang ‘ol brand new shiny prom shoes!
In France we have a special forest where all these transsexuals hang out.
Where’s my dignity again? I know that I left it back here somewhere. . .
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