1. B&WMinstrel

    “I SAID if SEE NOTHING… ah, forget it.”

  2. dontkillthemessenger

    Her plastic surgeon calls this option the “Joan Rivers”.

  3. Tiggles

    “So if I just hold my hands here the rest of my life, I’ll never need to pay for plastic surgery again.”

  4. “I’m telling you, I could ABSOLUTELY play a Chinese woman! Get me that audition!”

  5. And then he said “if you pin this back here like this, you’ll be even more lovely”. What do you think, dear?

  6. Oh yeah…pin your ears behind your head, THAT will turn back the hands of time.

  7. Jenn

    Hurry up and take the damn pic, I’m not holding my face back like this forever!

  8. “…and my brother used to sneak into my bedroom when mom and dad were out, and he’d start by sliding his hands under my pajama top…all in all, it was GREAT FUN…”

  9. ” … so I was sitting there, just like this, and some kid comes up to me and says, ‘Um … can I get an autograph, Chelsea?’”

  10. Techman

    Well when I was a kid my mom always yelled at me that if I didn’t stop doing that, it would stay that way. So, what the hell, I figured that it’s worth a try!

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