superficial

  1. That awkward moment when you realize that Tom Cruise is shorter than all of the women at this event.

  2. Someone forgot his platform shoes!

  3. Icehawg

    Well hello…maybe this isn’t a tuna-fest after all. Buenos Aires, you just got interesting.

  4. catapostrophe

    “Tell us, Tom–do you think short gay people should enjoy the same rights as regular gay people in the U.S.?”

  5. ThisWillHurt

    “I was told I’d be considered tall here . . . Someone on my staff needs to be fired.”

  6. Oblivious promoting Oblivion. Perfect.

  7. “Tom, step up out of that hole and talk to us…what? Oh, you’re not? Oops…”

  8. Toe Jam

    “If this microphone comes on my face, I’m gonna have to put my out-ethics on you, Thetan! Don’t fuck with a level OT VIII.”

  9. Vlad

    Mr. Dinklage, Mr. Dinklage, what did you think of the Tom Cruise movie? Oh, it’s you, Mr. Cruise. So sorry.

  10. Miranda Veracruz DeLaHoya Cardinal

    Its the rare north american midget homosexual.

  11. oh Namr

    Aww…. Tiny Tom Cruise

  12. “Come on, Talk to me!… I’ll even let you hold my penis shaped microphone!”

  13. “Can you move little man? I’m trying to get an interview with that white Obama impersonator.”

  14. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    An incredibly minor fact that I only point out for the reason that will follow its relating – an online newpaper that moderates every.single.comment. prior to allowing its publication, allowed my “I heard that TCLTC” comment for a story about his involvement with Olga Kurylenko. I don’t know which suprised me more: that the comment wasn’t vetoed, or that there are people in this day & age that don’t know what that acronym stands for.

    (if you must, google: “Goss mags: The next Mrs Cruise?+stuff.co.nz”)

  15. cc

    Did you just call me ‘enano’?

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