David Spade rejects 2 input women.
I think he still needs to get a taller hat.
Not pictured: David standing on 2 more trucker hats.
“David, how many times total have you been relevant since leaving SNL?”
Rules of Engagement is pretty damn funny…
He was never relevant a first time.
She needs more botox.
Keep him at arms length.
– Piggyback ride, twice!
– (mumbling through her teeth) I told you, toching me in public costs extra!!
I am pretty sure I have seen happy before…and she is doing it wrong.
Yeah, not what Bob Barker meant when he told her to have her pussy spayed.
Is she always cross-eyed like that?
So, David, if you get this woman into your bed, how many will that be in total?
The old “I’ll put this butt ugly truck hat to distract form the fact I’m almost a midget” trick.
As a once famous a-hole once said…”Look, a falling star…make a wish!”
Either he paid $200 or he has her for two hours.
“I talked to her for two minutes before she told me to fuck off.”
“Hey, I paid for 2 hours…TWO…so wait your turn”
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