1. She looks like quite the experienced sword puller.

  2. If she used her mouth, the whole anvil and base would come loose.

  3. ThisWillHurt

    “You’re supposed to spit in your hand first! You’re not doing it right!”

  4. Nonnie Moose

    She could pull on my sword any day. *sigh*

  5. “For Fuck’s Sake Olivia, you’re not King Arthur!!!”

  6. Senor Trout

    You know you’re rich when your Sybian is gold-plated.

  7. I wonder just how much of the hate leveled against Jason Sudeikis is purely based on the fact that he’s fucking that?

    Fish already established that his penis is a necromancer. So it shouldn’t be a shock that he can bag chicks like that.

  8. This picture would have been better if she were plunging a sword into the heart of Justin Bieber.

  9. Little Tongue

    - C’mon… Beat it nice and hard, like your life depends on it…
    - What?

  10. tlmck

    Somewhere Jennifer Garner just punched Ben Affleck.

  11. It’s good that she didn’t forget to cup the balls.

  12. How I the hell did that anus end up with a gorgeous woman like Olivia Wilde? Sometimes I think there is no God.

  13. Toe Jam

    “If you gave a stronger hand job, this wouldn’t be happening!!”

  14. All the men who witnessed this display thought quietly to themselves “This is truly the happiest place on earth”.

  15. cc

    ‘Ye who pulls the sword from the stone will have the power to bequeath the power to provoke mirth in the common man’…so pull on that fuckin thing!

  16. She is not using that sybian correctly…

  17. It would work faster if she took her shirt off, or at least dressed like a girl. However, judging from the blob of iron she caught in her left hand, the anvil came anyway. Must be her can-do attitude, and maybe a little dirty talking that did the trick.

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