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  1. HA! This must b—-WTF? Bad penis! Bad!

  2. Cock Dr

    I blame the parents.
    OK, she’s got another chance at redemption.. Good luck with that.

  3. ThisWillHurt

    “Please turn and look directly at the-”
    “I got it!”

  4. I prefer the 2011 mugshots. I know you purists prefer the 2010 ones though.

  5. Randal, here’s your latest challenge!

    • (Well, if Randal won’t do it …)

      We all hit some bumps in the road, Linds, but your eyes still glow with the determination that you’ll get past it! Your athletic jacket shows you’re loose and ready for action. Your casually tousled hair exudes energy and confidence—you’re going places and don’t have time to primp! You’re ready to do what you need to do to make it to the next level—suck a dick with those fish lips, or even have a billboard mounted on that colossal, Rihanna-like forehead!

      Ah, fuck, I wiped out right there at the end.

  6. nelle

    Man, she’s getting good at this whole posing for mugshot thing.

    • ChaCha

      Indeed, this is actually one of the better pictures of her that I’ve seen in quite a while; she looks younger than 45, and doesn’t look all jowlsy like she often does.

  7. bewbs

    How does the LAPD booking agent make her look better than Terry Richardson did?

  8. kingofbeer

    sexiest pic of her I’ve seen in a long while :)

  9. It brings me shame, but I’d still pay her a conjugal visit.

  10. Contusion

    From the looks of that jacket, they must have talked her into joining the Bailiffs and Booking Staff Bombers softball team while she was in.

  11. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    Meh, you’ve seen one you’ve seen ‘em all.

  12. If this stint in rehab straightens her out, I’ll eat her pussy. If not, I won’t go any lower than her tits.

  13. It’s deja vu all over again.

  14. That smirk says “I’ll be out of here in 15 minutes losers”

  15. She looks pretty damn hot here. Now where is that $100K I had lying around?

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