Looks like someone finally answered Segals’ “Meet me behind Vladimir Putin” Craigslist ad.
Rodman in North Korea?
Seagal in Russia?
Might as well send Corey Feldman to Iran and start WW3.
From the thumbnail Seagal looks like Wilt Chamberlain!
Oddly enough, the girl at the bottom has the worst hairline of them all.
Definitely think those two are gonna hook up after the show…
in america its called a “chin”.
Dude, if you grow a boss Mirror-Mirror universe goatee like mine, you can cover up that dopey, chinless grin!
Seagal: You think I can’t kill him and all these other people with just one kick?
Russian Secret Service: I dare you to try.
They should make a new reality show about Seagal’s hairpiece / spray painted head / dead wombat.
As the meteorite showed, you can be ancient and still hit something in Russia.
Putin: There is a bearded old hasbeen behind me, isn’t there?!
Secret Service: Don’t worry, Sir. Chuck Norris can kick his ass. He’ll be here in 5.
Putin is clearly uncomfortable with the amount of budding romance behind him.
if you could harness the sexual energy in that stare, you could power several large continents for years.
“And you said fisting Plutonium up Putins ass was impossible.”
“You thinking what i’m thinking?” “Yeah, that guy totally looks like Joseph Gordon Levitt”
“…and that chick totally looks like Jennie Garth”
At Sambo-7 they always take a group photo before putting on the ceremonial black-face.
Nothing like hanging out with a murderous dictator thug.
Did you just touch my butt?
Totally still hot.
And yes, I’m talking about Putin.
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