1. Hank E. Ring

    You ask why I beg my wife to take me back? LOOK AT THIS!

  2. Swearin

    “Damn, I need to hit an ATM. Or better yet, what town is Miley’s tour in tonight?”

  3. “See, I got the cash, George Michael’s. Now, the mens public restroom is just around the corner. This way!”

  4. anonymous

    Old Pimp: $100K for the Lohan BJ and Anal and you get to added to on her list.

    Robin: The only thing I have in my wallet is $5 but in Canadian Currency.

    Old Pimp: SOLD!

  5. Damn, I thought I had one more rubber. Well, bareback it is.

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