Smoking stunts your growth. Obviously.
Apparently, smoking stunts your talent, too.
He must be getting a package discount, this one seems to be recurring.
I didn’t know hookers had a frequent flier type program. Even then, you would think he would earn points for hookers from the same agency. I mean, I fly Delta most of the time but it’s not like I take the same airplane on every flight.
Is it just me, or do her tits seem to be a bit low?
“swing low, sweeeet chaaariots….”
“Down in the val-ley, valley so looooww…”
She’s a special order ho… comes with low rise tits so the little guys can reach ‘em.
she told her surgeon she wanted the “grapefruit in a nylon stocking”.
Best looking of the bunch we have seen him with thats for sure.
Her tits are speaking to each other.
Damn it. I’m full of typos these days. Forgive me, I’ve been sick.
You’ve been sick for a long time, Zaloog. I think you mean to say you’ve been ill. But even then, you might want to specially denote physically ill to separate it from the ongoing mental illness.
You’re right. I should’ve been more specific.
Has he done any movies lately? instead of ” I was drunk on Jesus juice and all I got was MJ touching my taint!”
Some where, Martin Sheen is saying…What the fuck?!
Ireland is a cruelly efficient yet helpful soul. In one brilliant move she’ll piss off his dad and help Corey commit suicide.
Her soul is not dead yet; which Feldman will fix by the end of the evening.
I feel like her name is “Svetlana.”
That’s right bitches. Just cashed a $150 royalties check from ‘Goonies’. #swag
Wanna smell these 3 fingers? Yeah you do!
“All this can be yours if… The Price Is Right™”
“My date? Oh, this is hooker #23965 from the catalogue….”
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Corey Feldman at Bootsy Bellows in West Hollywood. (March 11, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN