I’d rather fuck a Mexican gardener, let alone a housekeeper.

So THAT’s where they put the robotic arm prop from Terminator….

She was on Intervention last night

From this close I prefer to call her the Shriveler.

I never thought Id say this, but she needs to fall face first on a pin cushion of Botox.

Geologically speaking, I think this is called the San Andreas Fault.

she’s been the real terminator all along. that vein under her eye is just dying to destroy

Looks like she got sucked out onto the Mars landscape.

Looks like she’s doing great since the break up.

ahhhhhhhhhh!
Teh goggles! Dey do nuh-THINK!!!

like brook shields and a 800 year old decomposing corpse had a baby

There’s something in Japan that looks more like Maria Shriver than she does

I used to make fun of her for feeding on the souls of the innocent, but she needs to go back to doing that, because I think she’s starting to physically fall apart.

I thought Kirk killed him at the end of the second Star Trek movie.

Lake Bell looks like shit these days

“There is … another ….Skywalker.”

Her Oil of Olay ‘how old do you think I am’ gig just didn’t work out I guess.

That reminds me…I need to go to Lowe’s and pick up some caulk.

Every single comment above is amazing. Fish will agonize over which to choose and I don’t envy him that.

If Ken Brannagh ever decides to do a film version of Macbeth, he’s gotta cast the Shriveler as one of the witches. The cost savings in make-up alone would be huge.
“Double, double toil and trouble” *pushes Ahnuld’s head back under the boiling brew*

Demi is looking better.

It never was JCVD in the Predator suit…..

It like they had a photo of Colonel Klink, photoshopped out the monocle, and then photoshopped in a wig.

aging sucks ass:(

Oh man, this isn’t going to end well.

I can’t believe it’s not Butter!!

didn’t know they were remaking “The Wrath of Khan”…