1. it had to be said

    Is this your semen sample? It was mixed into our mail.

  2. “I’m pregnant. You’re the father.”

  3. “Yes, I ate your sandwich.”

  4. This is all that is left of Kate Olsen’s ass…

  5. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    “Ok, I can take you for a walk, but what’s the bag for?”

  6. Mike Walker

    That’s a slick pair of Nevada jeans.

  7. frcrkr

    I’m still waiting for that lesbian bondage scene with the evil queen…

  8. Do you get the impression that one of them is talking to a wax statue…but you’re not completely sure which one?

  9. Drundel

    Where is my weed?!?

  10. Slippinx12

    This is the most recent picture of my missing ass, call me if you see it anywhere

  11. RHawk

    “Come on, it’s not like I’m the only one of the two of us who could leave black pubic hair on the seat.”

  12. cagster

    “Ma’am, do you recognize this bag?”

  13. The Brown Streak

    “Fifteen bucks little man…put that shit in my hand…if that money doesn’t show…then you owe me owe me…MY JUNGLE LOVE…OH EE OH EE OH! I THINK WANNA KNOW YA!”

  14. tlmck

    I’ll take the one in red.

  15. cc

    Jennifer Morrison looks like she’s really athletic. Which is good…nice firm behind.

  16. irestar6

    Jennifer, jennifer, jennifer, VPL much????!!!!

  17. popGeezer

    “yes, I do have a SAG card. and when I learn to act, they’ll let me take it out of the bag.”

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