superficial

  1. Deacon Jones

    ” …..so then I saw it was a tank top, instead of a t-shirt, and figured I’d go for it since it was yellow”

    “want to get an espresso? ”

    “fuck, there’s that fat guy in the bushes again”

  2. Underworld: Jogging With Nipples

  3. Underworld: The Wettest Mile

  4. That’s one way to get the heart rate up. Power strolling.

  5. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Useful, but you wouldn’t get too excited about them. That’s sweaters for you.

  6. Deryn

    Swear to God, I thought Steven Seagal had lost some weight until I read the caption.

  7. Samantha

    shame on those paps for interrupting their competition!! its the who has the wonkiest nipples world cup

  8. one can assume that a person who exercises with no bra doesn’t really take her fitness seriously. who does that?

  9. Fish, whatever you paid for the zoom function… Totally worth it.

  10. The Brown Streak

    Coming down the aisle…weighing in at a total combined weight of 325 pounds…THE DOUCHEBAGS!

  11. pixigoil

    He needs crunches and she needs a bra. Can’t these folks afford a personal gym?

  12. EricLr

    They needed to take a walk to decide if he should cut his hair even shorter this decade.

  13. arnieblackblack

    I really dig her nose. Its her best feature. Her nipples come a close 2nd (R) & 3rd (L)

  14. cutthecrap

    what’s his excuse? bad angles, lighting? perhaps a brillo pad for hair?

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