superficial

  1. B&WMinstrel

    He’s like Michelangelo’s David. After being dumped by the Mona Lisa.

  2. I don’t know another dude that is so in love with himself as this fucker.

  3. Has Ben Rapisburger seen these?

  4. Cock Dr

    He lost a sports bet right?
    I think he just used that as an excuse to show off his fresh waxing.

    • anonymous

      That Ravens fan should have put more thought into that bet because Mario is making Ravens look far more gayer than actually being a Whiners fan.

      And he gets to show how gay wearing a Ravens helmet is on national tv.

  5. Johnny P!

    1) He works out.
    2) His career is listed as “TV Personality”.
    That’s why Twitter exists.

  6. Juch

    He’s all ready to go next time the lights go out during the bowl game.

  7. Fmdkdkdld

    Gay.

  8. “Yo, dude… the calf machine broken at your gym?”

  9. Mario and Lady Gaga should have a baby to see if “attention whore” is a dominant or recessive gene. My money is on a baby that slides out of the birth canal and demands a reality TV show.

  10. Drundel

    No way he stays married to his wife more than a year. As vain as he is about this looks and she is soft (at best), he runs her off in 9 months I say.

  11. does that look like a dude that wanted to win the bet?

  12. Caroline

    What is this?

  13. apparently he’s invented a push up your balls jock? does Victoria’s Secret know he’s stolen their design?

  14. Dafuq? Go away, lumpy man.

  15. KC

    The only loser in this bet was us.

  16. That doesn’t look like Mario Lopez to me. Oh wait, there are probably armed police officers just out of frame.

    No, you assholes, this is not a slur of Latinos. It’s a kick in the nuts for Mario Lopez.

  17. tlmck

    I prefer the Maria Menounos version.

  18. Fingergod

    “I am El Asso Wipo!”

  19. Kaka

    Oh please you all are jealouse you can’t look like that

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