She’s like a ray of sunshine this one.
Brightens my day with her cheery smile. Always a kind word for people she meets. A warm, gentle breeze in a cold and unforgiving world.
Heigl irritated to find that her ability to suck the joy out of any entertainment that features her doesn’t also suck the beauty out of nearby flowers.
Funny, that’s exactly how I picture her looking. Right down to the fat chin, mom hair, and scarf to hide the wattle.
Can’t we get her some bigger sunglasses?
This is what Madonna sees when she looks at a hydrangea
I like how they had to photograph her with flowers so there was at least something pretty and pleasant to look at.
They should have cast her as the wicked witch in Once Upon a Time. She would have been way more convincing and would not even have to act differently than her usual self.
I would have thought that stick up her ass would have rotted away by now.
All she’s really doing is emulating her target demographic – uptight, self-aggrandizing, moderately-educated but desperately uninformed, white, middle class house-fraus whose entire existence involves the following (in no particular order): (a) emasculating their husbands; (b) tennis/gym sessions with like-minded house-fraus; (c) shopping at Target; (d) carpooling obnoxious, overindulged brats to and from school/practice; and (e) Starbucks.
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No, he’s right on the money.
RobN is obviously a member of the aforementioned Target demographic!
Swifty Lazar? I thought that dude died!
She emanates joy and happiness
The face of a woman who has gone from hit tv show to cattle call in about two years.
Someone should let her know the smell won’t linger if she “digs-squats-and buries” next time.
Must be a lot of crows in that garden.
I think she just got a whiff of her movies.
How to look like a bitch in one easy step.
Such a beautiful smile…
Are we sure her last name isn’t Stinkmeaner? Look at all these flowers…. this some ol bullshit….
she’s got bitch face permanently grafted to her skull.
No rape whistle needed.
She was just one good fuck away from getting it, too late now though.
I would tease the ever-loving shit out of her with cigarettes. That is a nicotine withdrawal scowl. I would just rip them up right in front of her…act like I’m going to light one and then just crush it. Take scissors to whole packs. Nothing against the cigarettes. I just can’t stand this overrated bitch.
I bet she was angry at her 5th birthday party because she SPECIFICALLY SAID A *BROWN* PONY, DAD!!!
She’s researching her new role as an old jewish woman.
thats her oh fuck i can smell my own fart face
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Katherine Heigl in Los Angeles. (February 28, 2012)