superficial

  1. The creature before you is an exquisite example of adaptation. Long ago forsaking food, she has developed an ability to extract calories from thin air…

  2. She’s off her meds.

  3. contusion

    Whenever you get “work” done on your face, change your hair color or cut bangs. And no one will notice. Or maybe they will.

  4. “The strawberries taste like strawberries, and the snozzberries taste like snozzberries!”

  5. Jentilly

    Yea we feel the same way whenever we see you too

  6. ThisWillHurt

    “I’ll blow you for a music gig, little blue man.”

  7. I’d nut on that.

  8. cc

    She’s waiting for snowflake to fall on her tongue…for supper.

  9. John Travolta

    Personally, I think she’s one damn hot mess.

  10. CK

    Well, the backdrop KINDA looks like a bunch of those Rocket Pops(tm) from my childhood.

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