superficial

  1. Sheppy

    That is simply an awesome picture.

  2. “SO… GONNA… GET… DIVORCE… AS… SOON… AS… SHE… LET… GO. But she NEVER LET GO!!!”

  3. Isn’t there enough shame in everyone knowing you’re clingy? Did you have to add insult to injury with that jacket?

  4. buzz

    One person in this picture looks please with herself and the other person looks tired of all her bullshit.

  5. cmonreally

    Is it still the honeymoon phase if only one person is in it?

  6. This picture doesn’t need a comment or a caption. It really speaks for itself.

  7. sprub

    I see he’s still playing with his poop

  8. Fancy Face

    Their marriage in a nutshell.

  9. CK

    Is that a cardboard cutout of Daniel Radcliffe?

  10. When will guys learn; after then ring goes on the finger –
    Your F*cked and not in the good way

  11. Kaley’s thought balloon: “Ahhhhhhhh…we’re both so happily married!”

  12. MarketingMike

    Poor guy…
    He thought they would still have sex AFTER the wedding…

  13. anonymous

    Someone must have said he looked like Joseph in his Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat.

  14. George P. Burdell

    Dear Ryan-

    She let the rest of Hollywood touch her boobies, but you are the only one who married her for the privilege.

    Mayim Bialik

  15. Swearin

    I’d be pissed too if I was forced to wear a rejected coat from the Doctor Who wardrobe department

  16. Love…set…no snatch

  17. waynemoores

    I swear she is turning into Sarah Jessica Parker. Poor fucker

  18. That’s the look of a man who last had sex on his wedding night.

  19. I thought this was another one of those photoshopped-to-look-thinner (and taller, obv.) pictures, but then I saw her looking wide as hell behind him… o.O

  20. I don’t understand that coat. Where are the buttons?

  21. martina

    Ryan just realized that black-out drinking has consequences

  22. El Masiso

    Jay looks pissed; I’m guessing he really regrets the haircut and misses Silent Bob.

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