superficial

  1. yourmom

    Waitasec… there’s no swimsuit in that photo!!

  2. hold that magazine…oh about 2 feet higher sweetheart.

  3. Jennifer Lawrence after a year on the hard core pornography circuit.

  4. coljack

    “Hey, does this dress make my boobs look…”

    “…absolutely spectacular? Yes, as a matter of fact, it does!”

  5. anonymous

    She reminds me of Jewel without the snaggle.

  6. Tig ol’ Bitties

  7. BB

    “Smithers, take me home–I’m not fully defrosted yet!”

  8. boobie stretch marks

  9. Excellent. Just fucking excellent.

  10. Vlad

    50 years ago we actually had to wear swimsuits for our soft core porn

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