Here are your names: Mr. Pink, Mr. Blue, Mr. White, Mr. Brown, Mr. Brown, and Mr. Beckham.
…looks like the gay porn version of Reservoir Dogs. Reservoir Tips.
This gives a whole new meaning to the “Little Green Bag” song.
(His scrotum. I’m talking about his scrotum.)
A funeral for careers.
His time in the MLS was the funeral for his career.
“Don’t grab balls … don’t grab … must … stop … right hand …”
“It’ll be just like the Thomas Crown Affair. Only with soccer balls. And someone kills my wife. No time for questions. Go now!”
All you straight guys that get all creeped out if your buddy accidentally touches your thigh by accident and then everyone jumps up and goes, “Hey…ho…whoa!” Even you guys gotta admit that this is one good lookin’ man.
Attica!!! Attica!!! Attica!!!!
They’re remaking Men in Black again?
Ah, les Reservoire Dogues – everyvun of zem is Monsieur Beige.
Who would have thought that ‘Quizzical Brow’ was a permanent affliction.
Looks like a scene from the matrix.
He and I would get along just swell if he was stricken mute. And never learned sign language.
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David Beckham in Paris. (February 13, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN