Kate Upton at a 'Sports Illustrated' Swimsuit Issue kickoff event at Crimson in New York City. (February 12, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Watchu talkin about Willis??
Tits, we’re talking about tits here..
Just out of frame is the 3 foot stack of telephone books Cee Lo is standing on.
Who’s the loser in the Ohio State Buckeyes jacket?
A Michigan alumni that finally found the right path in life.
“eyes up top or imma smack your face”
So, who is Shortie McFivehead?
“Really…well, six times in one day is a lot. I have heard of more, but that’s great. I’m glad you like my pictures that much, but I’m still not signing it.”
So that’s where Christopher Dorner has been hiding.
this gal is really not that pretty or interesting and she is somewhat chunky, with no real toning evident – yet she makes a lucrative career on her tits alone – these are the times in which we live
And thank fucking Christ.
If you don’t find her hot, you’re either gay or been wanking over too much stick figure porn…
So the only difference between Kate Upton and Katy Perry is at least Upton doesn’t subject us all to some shrill autotuned shit screeching. As far as making a living off her awesome tits, yeah, welcome to Earth – we like tits.
In every photo like this, there’s a black man in the background saying it all with his “I think this bitch just farted” face.
Black guy’s thought bubble, “You get one more inch closer to Kate and I’ll fuck you up.”
Derp mouth + eyebrows
Don’t get me wrong- she’s very pretty- but whenever I see pictures of her out and about at various events and I compare those to her bikini pix in magazines, I get the impression that people are always photoshopping major pounds off of her. Hey, I’m not judging her- Good for Kate and her giant boobs!
she’s the luckiest plump chick in the business.
15 years ago, a girl like her would have no job in the business.
she’s future fat in training. the next anna nicole. stay away from the pills, chunkasaurus.
Alright, if you guys are going to keep getting to bask in the titular glory of Upton, I demand you start showing some Hiddleston on here.
The current selection of males on here smells like sweaty gym socks and looks like Pauly Shore’s mangina.
it’s not going to end well for Kate … in 10 years she’ll have gained 100 pounds and she’ll be watching Anna Nicole Smith movies while eating a tray of velveeta smothered nachos.
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