superficial

  1. jorge

    hahaha fuck jon hamm!!!

  2. your mom

    “George? George, who?”

  3. “Funny you should mention snakes because my jaw unhinges just like a boa’s!”

  4. cc

    If the turned his head to the right and looked down, he’d get the same view that Clooney gets all the time. Fucker.

  5. She has a target on her uvula.

  6. someone get that man some ear plugs

  7. They’re going to save the world at Dave and Buster’s? What by calling the board of health?

  8. BenDoverman

    You think you could fill this up big boy?

  9. missglitterarty

    She’s channeling her inner Hayden Panettiere.

  10. Joe Blow

    “CUT!!!” Stacy, this isn’t a money shot scene.”

  11. Dave

    “HEY MISTER, WHAT KIND OF NAME IS DIKEMBE? IS THAT AFRICAN OR SOMETHING?”

  12. Bionic_Crouton

    “Your Fran Drescher imitation is pretty good… Wanna see my Chris Brown imitation?”

  13. Vlad

    bukkake baby bird pose

  14. I’ve always dreamed of seeing Stacy looking up at me like that.

  15. Under her contract with Clooney that picture is grounds for termination.

    He’ll break up with her in a few days.

  16. Someone tell them the 21st is only 2.5 weeks away, they’re way behind schedule.

  17. Obviously her mouth was ready before she dropped to her knees.

  18. That’s pretty amazing. Stacy Keibler is almost six feet tall.

  19. “You’re right! That’s amazing, I can feel your penis in your back pocket.”

  20. Happy_Evil_Dude

    The Rain Man porn remake?

  21. Michael_D

    Well I guess that answers who wants to sex Mutombo

  22. Toe Jam

    Lets role play To Kill A Mockingbird…I’ll be Scout, and you be Tom Robinson. Bust my chiffarobe, you sexy beast!

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