1. JimBB

    “If I murder Reese Witherspoon and steal her clothes–that means I’ve gained her spirit, right?”

  2. Her ass is just wonderful.

  3. (wow, my asshole is finally starting to feel normal again…..)

  4. Taylor Swift's Tampon String

    That is the example of a perfect log launcher. Good enough to eat.

  5. I’ve forgotten what her face looks like.

  6. Mohawk Disco

    - Excuse me, have you had your butt massage yet?
    - No, but I need one sooo bad….
    - Well then… *unzips pants, takes out penis*

    (Shut up, just let me have my fantasy.)

  7. martina

    So … ummmm … why exactly, did Ryan Seacrest stop wanting that ass?

  8. Robb7

    When he caught a glance at her brother’s tight buns of fun!

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