1. How old is that picture in the background? Because goddamn, I never knew she was so hot.

  2. A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away…

    Actually, she still looks pretty good. Props.

    • Vicent Gallo

      Looking good and hot are not the same. You want to bang hot. Your mother in law could be “looking good”

      • Marriage has taken whatever “want to bang” I used to have, dragged it behind the woodshed and put two rounds into the back of its head.

        … where was I going with this?

  3. Wow, she is a really sexy chick 30 years ago.

  4. Standing in front of a 30-year-old picture of self all colonoscopy-ready-looking doesn’t sound like art, but then you add “Miami” and it all makes sense.

  5. She is still banging.

  6. Deacon Jones

    “If I could turn back time…..if I could find a way..”

  7. john

    flawless and timeless…

  8. Brought It

    Art Basel, Photo Boy. Art Basel.

  9. anonymous

    I remember her in the late 80′s/early 90′s. VERY HOT but was literally on every magazine cover to the point of annoyance. A mix between Kate Upton/Kim Kardashian type of overexposure.

    Still hot to this day….

  10. Jason

    Is that a Russell Young piece?

  11. It’s no coincidence that she’s hawking melon extract on infomercials these days.

  12. They should cut out a head hole under breasts and sell portraits to hormonal teens and dirty old men.

  13. This is like a reverse Slimfast ad.

  14. ruckus

    Way-Before, Way-After

  15. Ronaldo

    My first Crush…..and its nice to see that she has aged well. Good for her.

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