How old is that picture in the background? Because goddamn, I never knew she was so hot.
Back from the 90s, son.
You’re missing out, DZ. In her prime she was the chosen one. Just ungodly fucking hot.
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away…
Actually, she still looks pretty good. Props.
Looking good and hot are not the same. You want to bang hot. Your mother in law could be “looking good”
Marriage has taken whatever “want to bang” I used to have, dragged it behind the woodshed and put two rounds into the back of its head.
… where was I going with this?
Wow, she is a really sexy chick 30 years ago.
Standing in front of a 30-year-old picture of self all colonoscopy-ready-looking doesn’t sound like art, but then you add “Miami” and it all makes sense.
She is still banging.
“If I could turn back time…..if I could find a way..”
Lets do the time warp again
flawless and timeless…
Art Basel, Photo Boy. Art Basel.
I remember her in the late 80’s/early 90’s. VERY HOT but was literally on every magazine cover to the point of annoyance. A mix between Kate Upton/Kim Kardashian type of overexposure.
Still hot to this day….
Yeah, didn’t overexposure pretty much kill her career?
Is that a Russell Young piece?
…are you seriously trying to show off for the superficial comment brigade?
It’s no coincidence that she’s hawking melon extract on infomercials these days.
They should cut out a head hole under breasts and sell portraits to hormonal teens and dirty old men.
This is like a reverse Slimfast ad.
My first Crush…..and its nice to see that she has aged well. Good for her.
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