superficial

  1. Let me guess…chumbawamba?

  2. Is that John Meyer’s coat?

  3. When I prayed that the sarlacc pit would appear and gobble him up, I didn’t think it could actually happen.

  4. Deacon Jones

    (under breathe)
    “….everybody Wang Chung tonight……every…body Wang Chung”

  5. JimBB

    It’s Christmas, so no one had the heart to tell him he was in the city council chambers and not a production of “Hair!”

  6. Frank Burns

    For an hour, Mayor Ford made propeller noises and buzzed around the podium like a pretend airplane, which he claimed was in support of building an airport for Toronto. Baffled city council members were eventually able to remind Ford that Toronto already has an airport.

  7. CrashHell

    I’m just dandy, I got a bowl of chocolate pudding in my underpants.

  8. Dox

    “The courts are alive with the sound of Impeeeeachment….”

  9. alexxx3488

    “Ball so hard
    That shit cray, ain’t it Jay?
    Ball so hard
    What she order, fish filet?”

  10. so that’s where I dropped my rock!

  11. Fatman in a little coat, sweating from Tim Hortons doughnuts.

  12. I’d gladly trade Jim Watson for this guy. Hell, I’ll throw in all of Ottawa city council as a… bonus? No, that’s not the right word.

  13. Embarrassing fat fuck. Like we didn’t have enough embarrassment with Bieber, and Nickelback, you asshole.

  14. “I’M COKED UP LIKE A WREEEKIN’ BAAAALL!”

  15. cc

    Go ahead and laugh…KFC and crack withdrawal at the same time is no joke.

  16. Vlad

    Rob Ford taking a bow after skinning and consuming an Ewok…which turned out to be just a homeless person with a fur coat…Crack, it does a body good.

  17. Swearin

    He’s not dancing, he’s trying to exorcise the ghost of Chris Farley

  18. Bubba

    “Damn, Agent 47….this is your most elaborate disguise yet”

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