Miranda Kerr posted this pic to Instagram. (December 18, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
That’s the look of a woman who just realized she ruined her marriage to fuck Justin Beiber.
Hopefully her new boyfriend can console her with his billion dollars.
Yeah, she is more likely deep in thought about how to spend her new bf’s billions or when is the appropriate time to get knocked up by him or steer him towards asking her to marry him.
We call this shade Knob-Slobbing-Whore-Lips red.
What, not breast feeding child?
She has a weird face
I thought it was Miley Cyrus at one point!
Needs moar breastfeeding
she will age into Leona Helmsley
I was thinking Carol Channing.
Where do I buy that lipstick pallet?
Odd…that’s pretty much how my day started. Except mine had more coffee.
Tits by God, face by Mattel™
I have less and less respect for her as a person but my penis demanded that I reassure her he has no such reservations against Miranda.
What? She’s getting her hair and makeup done and isn’t breast-feeding at the same time? Supermodel, maybe; supermom, no way,
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