1. it had to be said

    By “performing” you apparently mean getting a handjob from that blonde lady.

  2. That’s some impressive length to be on stage and get a handjob from a woman in the 6th row.

  3. ThisWillHurt

    That is not AT ALL how you crowd surf.

  4. Tron

    Tragic news today, as Seal was attacked by an orca while crowd surfing. News at 11.

  5. EricLr

    There is a middle-aged, fat white guy about 3 seconds away from being able to tell his grandkids that Seal’s wang once touched his head.

  6. cc

    Sacrilege! Performing in the Shroud of Turin!

  7. Best 25th high school reunion ever!!!

  8. Little Tongue

    “And she’s sleeping with the help, ladies and gentlemen! C’mon! Cry with me!”

  9. B&WMinstrel

    They’ve got to keep the lights on at a Seal concert or else you might as well just hit ‘Play’

  10. Barak stop rubbing it in. We get it, you won.

  11. Crissy

    I never get why celebrities like those t-shirts with pictures of themselves… So tacky!

  12. Bionic_Crouton

    The “stage” was a milk crate,the “concert” was him singing his only two hit songs it lasted ten minutes.

  13. jonesy

    All these cameras are mine yo! Give em’ back and get the fuck out my dark room!!

  14. “Come with me, my people. There is a place in Guyana called Jonestown where we can all live in peace while shooting guns, sitting around drinking KoolAid, and swell stuff like that…”

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