Seal performing in London. (November 6, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
By “performing” you apparently mean getting a handjob from that blonde lady.
That’s some impressive length to be on stage and get a handjob from a woman in the 6th row.
That gal’s not giving him a handjob. She’s too far away. All she’s doing is copping a free feel. Sheesh…
That is not AT ALL how you crowd surf.
Tragic news today, as Seal was attacked by an orca while crowd surfing. News at 11.
There is a middle-aged, fat white guy about 3 seconds away from being able to tell his grandkids that Seal’s wang once touched his head.
You mean Donald Rumsfeld?
Sacrilege! Performing in the Shroud of Turin!
Best 25th high school reunion ever!!!
“And she’s sleeping with the help, ladies and gentlemen! C’mon! Cry with me!”
They’ve got to keep the lights on at a Seal concert or else you might as well just hit ‘Play’
Barak stop rubbing it in. We get it, you won.
I never get why celebrities like those t-shirts with pictures of themselves… So tacky!
The “stage” was a milk crate,the “concert” was him singing his only two hit songs it lasted ten minutes.
All these cameras are mine yo! Give em’ back and get the fuck out my dark room!!
If he goes into a dark room, does he disappear?
No, the darkness disappears.
“Come with me, my people. There is a place in Guyana called Jonestown where we can all live in peace while shooting guns, sitting around drinking KoolAid, and swell stuff like that…”
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