Related Photo Galleries
 |
Courtney Stodden Is On The Verge Of A Wardrobe Malfunction – Celebuzz |
 Is Anyone Surprised That Courtney Stodden Has A Sex Tape? – Dlisted | |
| Kesha Is Making Sidebutt A Thing – Buzzfeed | |
| Ba-Donka-Donk! Emma Watson Shows Off Some Sexy Curves – Popoholic | |
| These Sexy Girls Want To Give Your Ride A Wash – The Chive | |
| We Are Loving Anne Hathaway's Sideboob And (Almost) Nip Slip – Lainey Gossip |
OK, I give up. Which one’s Russell?
“Most of the other guys just use old newspaper and colored water. I got my own thing and I can show you how to get the white ladies to give up mad singles”
Learning tips from the windshield MASTA! Fucker chopsticks that shit.
“hey buddy, spare some change? Anything at all? I haven’t had a bath in weeks”…said Russell Brand.
Mickey Rourke is a real mess.
Yeah, the garbage cans and dumpsters been talking back to me for a while now. You’ll get used to it.
Russell Brand and Axl Rose.
-”Hey bro, I can tell you ’bout a nice shelter if you let me buttfuck you!”
-”Whaa—? Blimey mate I’m a millionaire!”
-”Yeah, yeah, just drop those pants”
“Chopsticks to jerk you off, for the latte and Redbull? Deal.”
Which one’s the bum ???????
“I don’t know, the words just came to me, Baw wit da baw, dang a dang diggy diggy, just made alot of sense so I put it in song and got rich.”
He’s a maniac, maniiiiiiiiiiiiiac…
Someone out there was killing their way to the top of the used clothes business – for Starsky and Hutch it was time to go undercover
The bum is like “fuck this guy.”
Shouldn’t that caption have read, “Russell Brand and Mickey Rourke in West Hollywood?”
“Are you sure two Frescas and a serving of Ramen noodles are enough for a high colonic?”
Russell is amongst his people.
Hmmmm Mickey Rourke has an interesting new look…
off to the imaginary Chinese restaurant
Which one is Russell?
I swear instant reaction was Mickey Rourke. Then read the caption. Damn.
“Did I tell you ’bout the time I set up a Halloween Tree? Most evil thing I’ve ever done, ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-man, man.”
man, mickey rourke is getting fat. also, doesn’t he usually have a Chihuahua in his pocket? maybe he ate it with those chop sticks.
“I’m really excited about this hobo convention.’
A lunch walk with his stylist, I see…
This is the first time I’ve ever seen someone drink a cup of coffee with chopsticks. I did, however, used to work with a guy who habitually ate a paper plate full of canned chili with chopsticks. Then he licked the plate clean. He was bizarre beyond belief.
Mention Russell Brand but not Mickey Rourke?
The Salvation Army over on West St has Chinese food on Thursday.
So the homeless guy takes better care of his facial hair than Brand, among all the other things he does better.
“Thanks for pickin’ the lice out me beard mate”