1. Beer Baron

    I’m doing business stuffs.

  2. Big Boy Businessman Costume: Includes glasses, toy phone, jacket, and candy cigarette. 14.95 + Shipping.

  3. way

    dis clip on tie is da bomb!

  4. Johnny P!

    “Teen Mom Star”.
    Now there’s an oxymoron!

  5. ThisWillHurt

    This guy’s a teen mom? OK.

  6. mrsmass

    awwe c’mon guys, i kind of don’t hate this kid like i do everyone else from that show.

    • Agreed. they were smart enough to realize that if they really loved their kid, they needed to keep it away from their environment. Giving up Carly for adoption was an extremely mature decision that totally broke the mold of that show.

  7. He looks like a kid dressed as his dad for a presentation at school talking into a calculator.

  8. EricLr

    Nouveau douche

  9. Happy_Evil_Dude

    Why is Zac Efron using a fake name on Teen Mom?

  10. Jesus

    This guy always manages to look like a complete dusche bag.

  11. Tron

    “I look like a douche. Over”

  12. So, to become a star, all you need to be is a horned-up teenager who doesn’t use protection. Andy Warhol was right – we’re all stars for 2, uh, I mean… 15 minutes.

  13. DeucePickle

    “Buy, sell, buy, sell ! You’re fired ! Oh sorry you guys, I was just making business go.”

  14. cc

    He screwed up here…he ditched the Popeye cigarette for a real one, but is still using a phone made from Lego.

  15. Deacon Jones

    “Kid. This is the 80s. Don’t even fucking try.” (click)

  16. meeps!

    Douchey McDouche.

  17. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    Looks like a jaded 22 year old Justin Bieber on the downside of his “career”.

  18. squishy

    He’s considered a Star???

  19. They still make candy cigarettes?

  20. justin

    40 million fucking Deutschmark! I told you to wire the money to Geneva last week. I say Geneva, you hear Helsinki, huh?! 40 million fucking Deutschmark, Bob!

  21. fuckface

    Christ, patton oswold looks fat.

  22. He thinks he’s going to be an actor. America is just stupid enough to make this happen.

  23. After careful and exhaustive scrutiny I have determined that this is a picture of either a manly(ish) lesbian calling her date or a guy who’s trying to make an appointment with his doctor to get puberty jump-started.

  24. You guys, as much as I don’t think he will make it as an actor, I truly wish he would. Because it might teach kids that giving up your baby for adoption is best for both the kid and yourself. I’m a huge adoption proponet, so I like this kid a lot, but man– he doesn’t look cool here.

  25. Dick Trickle

    When forced to watch that godawful show one of my favorite parts was the way in which these two dipshits constantly talked about the kid they gave up for adoption three years ago as though she were an actual part of there lives. They should have just called the show “Trainwrecks” and they wouldn’t have had to justify being on it.

  26. Josie

    lmfao thought this was justin bieber in the pic

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