I’m doing business stuffs.
Big Boy Businessman Costume: Includes glasses, toy phone, jacket, and candy cigarette. 14.95 + Shipping.
*Spencer’s High-five!* :D
Georgio, I can tell how old you are, because the kids today probably don’t know that candy cigarettes were ever a thing.
I do, I do! *Waves hand in the air*
Well, Cran, I don’t know how old you are, nor whether the anti-tobacco campaign that swept away candy cigarettes in the U.S. made it to your island nation’s shores.
Ummm…what are candy cigarettes…??? (Hardy-har-har…)
Yeah, we have the anti tobaccos. Nowadays the packs are plain-wrapped I believe, and for awhile they were covered in terrifying images of disease. Yummo. :)
And I’m 43. :D
hahaha I mean real cigs wrapped in disease pictures! Not candy ones! Those are gone. :D
Not only do I remember candy cigarettes,* I also remember when to be famous you actually had to have done something of significance.
*For our younger readers: http://static.culturemap.com/site_media/uploads/photos/2011-10-12/candy_cigarettes.350w_263h.jpg)
dis clip on tie is da bomb!
“Teen Mom Star”.
Now there’s an oxymoron!
Well played Johnny P. You beat me to that one.
This guy’s a teen mom? OK.
awwe c’mon guys, i kind of don’t hate this kid like i do everyone else from that show.
Agreed. they were smart enough to realize that if they really loved their kid, they needed to keep it away from their environment. Giving up Carly for adoption was an extremely mature decision that totally broke the mold of that show.
He looks like a kid dressed as his dad for a presentation at school talking into a calculator.
Why is Zac Efron using a fake name on Teen Mom?
This guy always manages to look like a complete dusche bag.
“I look like a douche. Over”
So, to become a star, all you need to be is a horned-up teenager who doesn’t use protection. Andy Warhol was right – we’re all stars for 2, uh, I mean… 15 minutes.
“Buy, sell, buy, sell ! You’re fired ! Oh sorry you guys, I was just making business go.”
He screwed up here…he ditched the Popeye cigarette for a real one, but is still using a phone made from Lego.
“Kid. This is the 80s. Don’t even fucking try.” (click)
Looks like a jaded 22 year old Justin Bieber on the downside of his “career”.
we can only hope
He’s considered a Star???
They still make candy cigarettes?
40 million fucking Deutschmark! I told you to wire the money to Geneva last week. I say Geneva, you hear Helsinki, huh?! 40 million fucking Deutschmark, Bob!
Christ, patton oswold looks fat.
He thinks he’s going to be an actor. America is just stupid enough to make this happen. http://www.wetpaint.com/teen-mom/articles/is-tyler-baltierra-leaving-catelynn-and-moving-to-new-orleans
After careful and exhaustive scrutiny I have determined that this is a picture of either a manly(ish) lesbian calling her date or a guy who’s trying to make an appointment with his doctor to get puberty jump-started.
You guys, as much as I don’t think he will make it as an actor, I truly wish he would. Because it might teach kids that giving up your baby for adoption is best for both the kid and yourself. I’m a huge adoption proponet, so I like this kid a lot, but man– he doesn’t look cool here.
When forced to watch that godawful show one of my favorite parts was the way in which these two dipshits constantly talked about the kid they gave up for adoption three years ago as though she were an actual part of there lives. They should have just called the show “Trainwrecks” and they wouldn’t have had to justify being on it.
lmfao thought this was justin bieber in the pic
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Teen Mom star Tyler Baltierra in New Orleans. (November 6, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN