Looking to score some self-tanner?
* Applause *
Sorry kid, we need you to look a couple of decades older before we start confusing you with Lindsay.
She also needs tits to be confused with Lindsay.
Imagine that alabaster ass.
If you look directly at it, you’ll go blind.
I’m assuming that bag is bigger than her career.
She gives me an overwhelming feeling of meh.
“Hi, Emma. I have something to ask you. Do you remember what you had for breakfast? Yes? Oh, good. Then take your clothes off.”
If this girl didn’t have a famous family, she’d be sitting in english 101 at the local community college
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