She looks like shit.
The unisex wardrobe is a real money saver for the Cruise household.
Tom’s pants look like capris on Katie.
and his capris look like shorts
I LOVED him in What’s Eating Gilbert Grape!
Are you saying Katie looks like Dicaprio or Depp?
Zombie hand. And face.
Has she been working on the boat too?
Because she looks like someone who’s been working hard below deck.
Her transition into John Mayer will complete at exactly the same time John Mayer transitions into Johnny Depp, who will transition into Keith Richards, who will then become the Highlander.
If she morphs into John Mayer she’ll have a penis which, albeit racist, would make her more appealing to Tom.
Seriously? How does having a penis make it racist?
All John “Oscar” Mayer penises are racist. Trouble is, every cross burning turns into a weenie roast.
This is the greatest thing I’ve ever read.
Keith Richards became the Highlander in 1971. It’s the only explanation.
Looks like Katie did her two weeks without a hitch. What a trooper!
It’s a walker, quick, shoot it in the head.
Exactly! Sophie wasn’t the last one in the barn.
SHE ESCAPED! wonder how long it took Tom to find out she was missing before the Scientology Secret Police got her back?
Now we know why those kind of boats they held the girl on for 12 years are called “Cruise” ships.
Hundreds of millions of dollars, lives in a $30 million mansion and looks damn near homeless most of the time. WTF?
She’s now Britney Spears.
Their thetans look just like them
Meanwhile, down at the morgue, they’ve cleared off a table and put a ‘Reserved’ sign with her name on it.
Desperate for ANY role, she’s auditiong for a walker part in The Walking Dead. Right?
She escaped while one of the imperial xenu guards got distracted by a miniature homosexual cangaroo (no, it was not Tom)
You’d be stoned all the time if you were married to Tom Cruise, too. She needs to get away from him and that evil, cult, church ASAP!
Servers her right for ‘Dawson’s Creek’.
This is what she looks like immediately after the Scientologist dose her with their “calming” solution. The rest of the world calls is brain washing.
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