superficial

  1. tom

    She looks like shit.

  2. dontkillthemessenger

    The unisex wardrobe is a real money saver for the Cruise household.

  3. Star Droppings

    I LOVED him in What’s Eating Gilbert Grape!

  4. gnarla

    Zombie hand. And face.

  5. Bonky

    BRAINS !!!!

  6. Cock Dr

    Has she been working on the boat too?
    Because she looks like someone who’s been working hard below deck.

  7. Her transition into John Mayer will complete at exactly the same time John Mayer transitions into Johnny Depp, who will transition into Keith Richards, who will then become the Highlander.

  8. rough, tooling fishheads

    Looks like Katie did her two weeks without a hitch. What a trooper!

  9. It’s a walker, quick, shoot it in the head.

  10. Any Guy

    SHE ESCAPED! wonder how long it took Tom to find out she was missing before the Scientology Secret Police got her back?

  11. Now we know why those kind of boats they held the girl on for 12 years are called “Cruise” ships.

  12. Venom

    Hundreds of millions of dollars, lives in a $30 million mansion and looks damn near homeless most of the time. WTF?

  13. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Their thetans look just like them

  14. Meanwhile, down at the morgue, they’ve cleared off a table and put a ‘Reserved’ sign with her name on it.

  15. AnnaDraconida

    Desperate for ANY role, she’s auditiong for a walker part in The Walking Dead. Right?

  16. Arzach

    She escaped while one of the imperial xenu guards got distracted by a miniature homosexual cangaroo (no, it was not Tom)

  17. BeckyS

    Sam Ronson?

  18. Dante

    You’d be stoned all the time if you were married to Tom Cruise, too. She needs to get away from him and that evil, cult, church ASAP!

  19. cc

    Servers her right for ‘Dawson’s Creek’.

  20. Sin

    This is what she looks like immediately after the Scientologist dose her with their “calming” solution. The rest of the world calls is brain washing.

  21. tkb

    She’s a zombie now.

  22. “Hey, Dude, if you ever want to buy another blowjob from me, you’re going to need to start eating more fruit or something ‘cuz your spunk tastes worse than your ass!”

  23. GuyLeDouche

    Where’s Rick and Shane when you need them?

  24. stevebeagle

    come to Butthead

  25. jaded

    “oh mah gaash, a penis not attached to a gay midget, come over here!”

  26. Kate

    WHY ARE HER HANDS SO HUGE?!?

  27. tlmck

    Time for another “treatment” at the Scientology Center.

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