superficial

  1. Freebie

    Not aging well.

  2. Fist fighting with Father Time huh?

  3. Flatliner

    Can’t help but think of a nice bottle of chianti and some fava beans.

  4. alex

    ….but she’s a sure thing.

  5. Someone forgot Halloween is over.

  6. What are the odds of photographing someone in the middle of a stroke?

  7. Blob

    It worked for Jim Carrey.

  8. ozmosis

    The wages of sin are etched into her face.

  9. Fancy Face

    This is what happens to vampires who don’t get indoors before the sun comes up

  10. Can any of you guess what she’s saying here? I’ll go first.

    “Ssshhhiitttttt.”

  11. Good lord. “Desperate Housewives” was so long ago.

  12. crb

    Apparently starring simultaneously as Patrick Swayze, Jeff Healey, and Sam Elliot in “Roadhouse 3: Electric Boogaloo”

    -Actually, I’m sorry for writing that. All 3 of them are still in better shape than she is.

  13. Too bad she is stuck like that. What a shame.

  14. GEE-ZUS!! Shoot it in the brain. THE BRAIN!!

  15. cc

    I know, i know, but go back and watch ‘The Sure Thing’

  16. ultra

    i can’t imagine why desperate housewives fired her…

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