Miranda Kerr at the Jaguar F-TYPE Coupe launch party in Playa Vista, CA. (November 19, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
I’ll “F-Type” her.
that sounded funnier in my head.
My favorite F-Type Coupe.
How about: I’d F her Type every time.
Her type of course being hot.
A body and face that will likely still be ‘cute’ well into her 50s.
Looking oh so single and ready to mingle.
Who gets her next?
My guess? George Zimmerman or the Ghost of Corey Haim. Maybe Pauley Shore…maybe Nick Carter.
I have a bad feeling that she will be the next in John Mayer’s parade of undeserved poon.
She’s ported and relieved and she’s stroked and bored.
I don’t have any snark for this photo. She is simply the most beautiful woman on the planet. Her ass is a work of art.
The look on her face in every single picture seems to say, “I am a bad little minx and need of a spanking”
Okay, I suppose I’ll find the time to do it if I must.
The Good – Miranda
The Bad – Miley
The Ugly – Kim K
Still can’t beliebe she hoped up with Justin Beiber. So disappointed!
That dress has a great Tron look to it. I wonder if he she does analysis?
That’s fucking perfection.
I can smell the Maple Spooge from here.
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